
Balloon Boy (mylar balloon w/tin foil “cabin,” kiddie T-shirt)
Jedi President (Obama mask, lightsaber, robe)
Zombie Billy Mays (beard, blood, bottle of Oxi Clean)
Jon Gosselin (Ed Hardy gear, bad shades, hair gel and douchey cologne)
Kate Gosselin (birdlike hair, eight dolls, ‘tude)
Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock (blue blazer, nametag, irritating guilelessness)
Harder
Keyboard Cat (your sexy cat costume, keytar)
Grieving Bubbles the Chimp (ape mask, box of tissues, single rhinestone glove)
Max from Where the Wild Things Are (crown, fuzzy animal suit, Chuck Taylors)
Swayze tribute (mullet, Road House denim or black Dirty Dancing tank top and pants)
David Carradine (collarless shirt, noose)
Letterman Blackmailer (screenplay, two million dollar check)
Couples/Groups
Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” dancers (guys, only if you’re brave)
Kanye West and Taylor Swift
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom (two tall men: one in drag, one in Lakers jersey)
Jailbird Chris Brown and Mug Shot Rihanna
Serena Williams and The Lineswoman (tennis gear, threatening racket motions, apologies)
The Dead Kennedys (not the band, actual Kennedys: Ted, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, JFK Jr., etc.)
Conceptual
Analog Twitter (bird beak, jar full of fortune cookie-like “tweets”)
Disney-Marvel Merger (Spider-Man costume with Mickey Mouse ears)
Cash for Clunkers (if you can figure it out, you’re smarter than we are)
The Death of Print Media (scythe, suit made of pages from Men’s Vogue, Gourmet, etc.)Ha





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